Jonah and the bots are preparing for Jonah's wedding to Kinga by the bots giving Jonah a bachelor heart-to-heart. They admit that having Jonah hasn't been that bad, and Jonah makes another bot for them, Growler. The tube sucks Jonah into the cold open and when he gets back, the bots tell Jonah and Growler that they're dead to them. The Mads call and Kinga complains that nobody has RSVP'd. Max points out that she's alienated a lot of people, and assures her that the Observer Hive Mind Manager is going to bring them a crowd. The Manager arrives and says that he'll bring in a whole mess of Observers for the wedding.
When Jonah suggests that Kinga might be going a little overboard, she tells him that it's the God-given right of American women to become North Korean dictators on their wedding day. She tells Jonah to present the invention exchange, and he shows them Permanent Temporary Tattoos. Max presents the Rip Taylor Urn Cannon, that puts the "fun" in funeral. Kinga is furious that he was going to coat the room with the dust of human remains, and Max admits that he might have been trying to ruin her wedding. She then presents At the Earth's Core.
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At the first break, Jonah gives the bots and himself a steampunk makeover. They're starting a steampunk-themed band, Steamweaver.
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At the second break, Jonah is discussing marriage with Bot. Crow has dressed up as a Mahar from the movie and screeches a lot. Jonah and Servo don't pick up Crow's telepathic transmissions, but Jonah finally gets a telepathic message that they should tickle Crow.
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At the third break, Kinga is giving wedding instructions to Max. Once she leaves, Max laments his unrequited passion. Meanwhile, Doug McClure crashes into the Moonbase docking port with the Iron Mole. Max explains that he's losing Kinga to a hurry oaf, and Doug gives him the McClure Romance Seminar. He tells Max to make it clear that he's the alpha and fluff his hair. Max fingers the key he found and figures that he's got it made.
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After the movie is over, Growler is playing The Wedding March and Max tells Kinga that it's all coming together. She has the Observers fill in the groom's side, and tells Max that she was hoping Pearl would show up. Synthia will walk Kinga down the aisle instead. However, Pearl, Brain Guy, and Bobo arrive and Kinga complains that they're interrupting her wedding. Pearl admires her moxie, and Brain Guy agrees to officiate while Pearl gives Kinga away.
The Boneheads brings Jonah down, and he tells Kinga that he still thinks that they can make their marriage work. Kinga doesn't want to hear it and Brain Guy begins the ceremony. Max goes berserk and uses the key to summon Reptilicus Metallicus. It swallows Jonah whole, and Kinga is furious that Max ruined the experiment. Everyone runs except Kinga, who storms off. Max realizes that it didn't go the way he intended, but assures Reptilicus Metallicus that it was great.
On the Satellite of Love, the bots look on horror. They then promise that they're going to treat Growler the way they did Jonah... starting with taking his stuff and making fun of him.
Max sneaks out and pushes the button.
Written by Gadfly on Jun 2, 2017