Special Guest Stars Patricia Arquette as Jeannie Kerns Guest Stars Anthony Mazza as ESU Officer #1 Bridget Barkan as Elise Everly Michael Mazzeo as Al Anne Meara as Irene Kerns Jason Gedrick as FBI Agent Cantwell Gbenga Akinnagbe as Priest Tyson Hall as Clarence Darren Lipari as Uni Ngo Okafor as SWAT Benjamin Martin as Manuel Wendy Eaton as Beth Rasmussen Rebecka Ray as Female Employee Patricia Norris as Ramona Clegg Kenneth Franklin as Johnny Kerns Kendrick Reinsch as Twenty-Something Guy Jasmine Carmichael as Yvette Jimenez Amanda Quaid as Angela Kerns P.J. Brown as Craig Rasmussen Marc Raco as Insurance Boss Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration
