Guest Stars Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton Ralph Garman as Cop Camille Guaty as Gina Alexandra Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6 Mae Whitman as Popular Kid #3 Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 Chace Crawford as Jock #2 Alec Sulkin as Jock #3