Special Guest Stars James Marsden as Criss Chros Guest Stars Subhas Ramsaywack as Subhas Remy Bond as Janet Steve Higgins as Host Jeff Richmond as Alfonso Disparioso Dante Hoagland as Terry Jack Burditt as The Colonel Matt Oberg as Edward Nina Pedrad as Persian Contestant Christa Scott-Reed as Veruca Saline Todd Alan Crain as Charlie MacGuffin Beau Baxter as Mike Webb D'Arcy Fellona as Reporter Josh Lamon as Augustus Stacia Newcomb as Violet