Special Guest Stars Elaine Stritch as Colleen Donaghy Guest Stars Will Forte as Paul L'Astnamé Andrea Martin as Bonnie Judy Gold as Herself Florence Henderson as Herself Steve Whitmire voices Kermit the Frog Gayle King as Herself Wendy Williams as Herself Pat Battle as Pat Battle Andrea Cirie as Woman #2 Sue Simmons as Herself Co Starring Christine Pedi as Young Colleen Rebecca Mader as Super Hot Lady Jenny Mercein as Woman #1 Wally Dunn as Priest Ann Harada as Woman #3 Joanna Bradley as Lighting Tech Shannon Tyo as Recast Hazel Uncredited Will Ferrell as Shane Hunter Lorne Michaels voices Reverend Gimp