Special Guest Stars Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian Guest Stars Chris Marquette as Adam Rove Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk Patrick Fabian as Vice-Principal Gavin Price Elaine Hendrix as Ms. Lischak Derek Morgan as Roy Roebuck John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes Conor O'Farrell as Fire Chief Thomas Wyatt John Kassir as Mime God Robert Clendenin as Linesman God James Martin Kelly as Sweeper God Co Starring Juliette Goglia as Little Girl God Barbara Evans as Jeanne David Grammer as Carl Rove Roark Critchlow as TV Anchorperson God Tiffany Dupont as Drive-Thru Girl Garrett Runck as Rumpled Boy