Guest Stars Rob Benedict as Chuck Shurley / God Lisa Berry as Billie Chilton Crane as Helen Kline Co Starring Jovanna Burke as Bloody Mary / Mary Worthington Amanda Spinosa as Rachel's Friend Jasmine Miriguay as Rachel Shanae Tomasevich as Woman in White Yumi Ogawa as No One Loves Me Employee Paul Duchart as Male News Anchor Travis Turner as Short Guy Shaun Magee as Pogo the Clown Naomi Atherton as Tall Girl Jason Cecchini as TBD Clifford Prang as Friend's Wife Lover Brandyn Eddy as Who Ate My Yoghurt Employee Taylor Hui as Mamie Laura Carly Miller as Birthday Mom Victor Dolhai as Break Up Man Carson Bokenfohr as Yoghurt Guy Alan O'Silva as Driver India Shaw-Smith as Mother Rob McEachern as I Hate Everyone Employee Cameron MacLeod as Cuckold Kate Gajdosik as Female News Anchor Veronica Long as Receptionist Deborah Barnes as A Stapler Queen Employee Matthew Graham as Father