Guest Stars Evan Gamble as Officer Sneed Andrew Dice Clay as Sonny Knox Sydney Wease as Belinda Laura Allen as Officer Reynolds Louis Gossett, Jr. as Bacon Cullen Moss as Tim Garner Jane McNeill as Maude Corbin Bernsen as Chief Cantuck Pat Healy as Truman Brown Curtis Harding as L.C. Soothe Ann Nesby as Blind Tillie Romen McPherson as Cleavon Co Starring Gail Matthius as Officer Peg Nicholas Logan as Grady Jesse C. Boyd as Boone Ed Pilkington as Mr. Claus Billy Woods as Coroner David Jay Schneider as Young White Guy