Guest Stars Andy Devine as Bernard Thomas Olivia K Critchley as Baby Alfred Caroline O'Neill as Janice Maloney Esther Hall as Romey Sullivan Caroline Pegg as Rosalie Cotter Alison Burrows as Sandra Docherty Ben Maguire as Christian Hobbs Susan Cookson as Marcie Finch Roxy Hart as Karaoke Hostess Pearce Quigley as Graham Beck Kate Rutter as Mrs Perry Judy Holt as Claire Fletcher John Wheeler as John Blake Stephen Taylor as Toothbrush Man Susan McArdle as Sally Rawlins Dave Nicholls as P.C. Stroud Jeff Merchant as D.I. Mason Michael Norris as Orange Spunk Man Malcolm Pitt as Teacher Tony Maudsley as Faggot Man Lee Seddon as Snogging Man Julie Armstrong as Receptionist Stephanie Wilmore as 1st Girl at party Donna Marie Dawson as 2nd Girl at party Liz Wilde as Paramedic Mark Ledsham as Handsome Man