Special Guest Stars Keanu Reeves as Tex Johnson Guest Stars Molly Hagan as Melanie DiPietro Joe Hursley as Elvis Impersonator Jon Baggio as Frankenstein's Monster Impersonator Joe Sofranko as Robin Hood Impersonator Co Starring Stacie Theon as Marmie Frank Crim as Fred Alastair Bayardo as Zorro Impersonator Charlie Farrell as Slick Zorro Terence Leclere as Jean Uncredited Traci Lords as Jane McKinney
