Special Guest Stars Keanu Reeves as Tex Johnson Guest Stars Molly Hagan as Melanie DiPietro Joe Hursley as Elvis Impersonator Jon Baggio as Frankenstein's Monster Impersonator Joe Sofranko as Robin Hood Impersonator Co Starring Frank Crim as Fred Stacie Theon as Marmie Alastair Bayardo as Zorro Impersonator Charlie Farrell as Slick Zorro Terence Leclere as Jean Uncredited Traci Lords as Jane McKinney
