Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Bill Daily as Paul Turner John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett William Windom as Bill Kelly Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Co Starring Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Ron Steinberg as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Eduardo Ricard as Priest Tony Ramirez as Ramon
