Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Bill Daily as Paul Turner Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott William Windom as Bill Kelly Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Co Starring Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Ron Steinberg as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Eduardo Ricard as Priest Tony Ramirez as Ramon