Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Bill Daily as Paul Turner William Windom as Bill Kelly Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Co Starring Ron L. Steinbeck as Miss Rogers' Dancer Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader