Guest Stars Bill Wise as Dean Samuelson Jody Haselbarth as Aunt Lisa Lane Ingram as Jacobs Raoul Canoli as Mexican Santa Haley Alea Erickson as Goth Girl Meg Turney as Ava Fontaine Natalie Wilemon as Gorgeous Woman Paola Nieto as Sofia Aaron Spivey-Sorrells as Palmer Shannon McCormick as Vampire Dentist Kira Pozehl as Linda Jenny Babas as Campus Girl #3 Byron Brown as Elijah Claire Goodman as Campus Girl #2 Brook Yerrington as Campus Girl Sandra Fountain as Mrs. Moncrief Michael Jastroch as Paul