Special Guest Stars Patricia Arquette as Jeannie Kerns Guest Stars Anthony Mazza as ESU Officer #1 Bridget Barkan as Elise Everly Michael Mazzeo as Al Jason Gedrick as FBI Agent Cantwell Gbenga Akinnagbe as Priest Anne Meara as Irene Kerns Ngo Okafor as SWAT Darren Lipari as Uni P.J. Brown as Craig Rasmussen Amanda Quaid as Angela Kerns Jasmine Carmichael as Yvette Jimenez Kendrick Reinsch as Twenty-Something Guy Kenneth Franklin as Johnny Kerns Marc Raco as Insurance Boss Patricia Norris as Ramona Clegg Rebecka Ray as Female Employee Tyson Hall as Clarence Wendy Eaton as Beth Rasmussen Benjamin Martin as Manuel Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration