Special Guest Stars James Brolin as Colonel Richard Finley Chris Elliott as Anton Thibodaux Guest Stars Jeffrey Scaperrotta as Dickie Stabler John Francis McNamara as Bartender Betty Buckley as Attorney Walsh Tim Rouhana as Scott Fiona Dourif as Detective Nikki Breslin Cecile Monteyne as Janice Annika Boras as Leslie Schuster Dane DeHaan as Vincent Beckwith Danny Mastrogiorgio as Orlando McTeer Kristina Klebe as Marga Janssen Briana Marin as Rosie Brunnemer Hall as Darren Marc Fogel as Gas Station Attendant Bruce-Robert Serafin as Eddie De Pablo Edwin Sean Patterson as Lance Corliss Therese Plummer as Andrea Patwin Beth Dzuricky as Mrs. De Pablo Matthew DeCapua as Rick Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration