Special Guest Stars Martin Short as Sebastian Ballentine Guest Stars Joel de la Fuente as TARU Tech Ruben Morales Caren Browning as CSU Captain Judith Siper Peter Hermann as Counselor Trevor Langan Joseph A. Halsey as Uniform Officer #1 Charlayne Woodard as Sister Peg Keisha Alfred as Reporter #3 Kevin Merrill-Wilson as Uniform Officer #2 Ben Mostyn as Officer Kivlahan Katie McGee as Reporter #2 Adam Kulbersh as Ben Suarato Taylor Spreitler as Chloe Sellers David Deblinger as Harlan Beaumont Luke Robertson as Jake Ostrander Marianne Hagan as Mrs. Sellers Mary Mara as Carlene Ballentine Dina Pearlman as Mindy Mayhern Todd Faulkner as Reporter #2 Nicole Guidetti as Bernadette Lou Savarese as Officer Baxter Molly Bea Spears as Kaley Sellers T.J. Meyers as Garbage Man Monica K. Ross as Suzie Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration