Guest Stars Zuzanna Szadkowski as Dorota Kishlovsky Connor Paolo as Eric van der Woodsen Margaret Colin as Eleanor Waldorf Robert John Burke as Bart Bass Sam Robards as Howie "The Captain" Archibald Wallace Shawn as Cyrus Rose Francie Swift as Anne Archibald John Patrick Amedori as Aaron Rose John Shea as Harold Waldorf Dion Graham as FBI Agent Co Starring Kelly McAndrew as CPS Counselor Uncredited Kristen Bell voices Gossip Girl