Guest Stars Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Donna Preston as Fat Pat Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Lorna Brown as Cal Christian Brassington as Dean Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Catherine Morris as Sian Edie Newman as Blind Sally Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Jola Olajide as Charlee Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Peter Singh as Gary Rae Cooksey as White Pat Niky Wardley as Anastasia Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Caroline Harding as Sal Cheryl Fergison as Herself Dystin Johnson as Vicki Bruce Alexander as Doug Duncan Wisbey as Martin Abdul Salis as Sebastian Daniel Hawksford as Ioan Rachael Hilton as Nurse Allison Tonya Smith as Sian's Sister Jumoké Fashola as Mama Dede Alys Head Jones as Sian's Kid Mabli Wyn Jones as Sian's Kid