Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Greg Tuculescu as Various Characters Mae Whitman as Herself (Narrator) Jane Levy as Herself (Narrator) Sugar Lyn Beard as Herself (Narrator) Minka Kelly as Maurine Dallas Watkins Vanessa Hudgens as Mata Hari Lake Bell as Belva Gaertner Malin Akerman as Beulah Annan Dermot Mulroney as Georges Ladoux Rick Overton as Chicago Tribune Editor