Brass - Episode Guide

We meet the Hardacre and the Fairchild Families in the town of Utterly. Bradley Hardarce has a monument unveiled to his father but, George Fairchild wished he hadn't.

Bradley builds a memorial bath house for the town, and Austin has ambitions to rule the entire Hardacre empire with the new explosive developed by Bradley in his hands.

Tragedy befalls the Memorial Bath House, and Isobel is having an affair with one of the miners. Hard times are all around and the miners are now on strike and Agnes is the leader. Bradley must find a way to stop the strike without costing him anything.

Isobel wants to marry Jack Fairchild, and Morris has his sights set on young Matthew Fairchild, but Charlotte want him too. Bradley settles the miners strike, then has the mine flooded to get rid of Jack Farchild.

Bradley floods the mine to kill Jack Fairchild so he can't marry Isobel. Jack and the other miners are saved by Charlotte. Austin must make sure Jack doesn't recover.

Jack is saved from the mine and falls in love with Charlotte. Isobel and Charlotte fight over Jack. Agnes tells Matthew why he can never marry Charlotte. Bradley Hardarce is Matthews father.

Bradley tries to use SBT, Silent but deadly to blow up the cottage Hospital. He tricks George Fairchild to be right under it, and give him the explosive in sugar lumps. Meanwhile, Lady Patience is teaching young Matthew Fairchild all about the facts of life.

The SBT is under the Cottage Hospital, and Austin wants his cut of the action. Bradley refuses the offer, and Austin knocks Bradley out and has him taken to the Cottage Hospital is recover. Bradley wakes up just in time to panic.

Bradley panics when he finds himself in the Cottage Hospital, and begs to be released. Bradley is released and confronts Austin with his attempt to take over the family business. The Cottage does not blow up, and both Bradley and Austin seek answers from George Fairchild.

The SBT did not go off, because George put them in cold tea. Bradley and Austin must get those lumps out of George. Doctor McDuff find an old stomach pump, and George has to cough up the sugar lumps

Jack is discharged from the hospital a changed man, and now he is in love with Charlotte. Isobel does not take the news well, and neither does Jacks mother.

Bradley wants to be a British Lord, and Jack sells his interest in Isobel to set up his own forge. George has another accident with the new Bouncing Bomb. Matthew tell Charlotte a lie to spare her feelings, and Bradley thinks Lord Mountfast would be the perfect future husband for Isobel.

Doctor McDuff thnks he cured Lady Patience now that she can walk. The King is on the way to lay a foundation stone at the Hardacre Memorial Privy, and Charlotte gets the idea to protest the new rent hikes, by riding through town naked on Black Beauty. Isobel is determined to join the protest, but Big Tom, the Huge chimmeny, is starting to wobble with Matt and Jack sitting on top.

The Royal Laying has a few problems. Jack and Matthew are on top of Big Tom, Dr. McDuff drops his pants, and Charlotte and Isobel are naked on tha big black horse. To top it off, the cement is laced with SBT, and everyone is covered in soap suds. Morris's plan fails and Bradley finds out. Bradly arranges for Isobel to meet and marry Lord Mountfast so he can get back into the King's good graces.

Bradley blackmails Dr. McDuff with pictures from the royal laying. All pictures of the protest ride were bought by Bradley, and do not appear in the morning paper. Charlotte starts to form a plan for the Utterly newspaper. Bradley wants to send Morris to Queensland, Austrila as a punishment, but Lady Patience steps in. Morris now wants to be a priest, in order to spy on the Government.

Hardacre and Lord Mountfast work out the arragements for the marriage, and Austin works on his election bid. Charlotte uses her inheirtence from Great Uncle Woolsly to buy the towns only newspaper, The Utterly Bugle.

Morris returns to Utterley, and Bradley has his eye on the new school teacher. Lady Patience is upset that the book of poems she stole from Matthew Fairchild got a bad review in the papers, while the same poems were stolen by Morris were a big hit. Bladley dusts off the Crutch works factory to trap Jack Fairchild.

Bradley is in love. Bradley invites the new school teacher over the manor to play on his piano, and he must now turn his bedroom into a music room. Morris returns home a Vicar, and Lady Patience tries to get Isobel to cancel her engagement to Lord Mountfast.

Austin plots to have his father committed because Brdley is acting strange. Bradley is in love with the new school teacher, Miss Makepeace, and he slips her some SBD in her water. Goerge Fairchild tells Bradley that people are talking about his Memorial Bathhouse being the cause of an epidemic in Utterly, and Austin thinks he's going to the House of Commons.

Austin's plot to have his father committed to an asylum backfires in his face, and Astin is certfied a lunatic instead. A new candidate has arrived to run against Austin, but Bradley plots with Lord Mountfast to have him removed. George recovers at home from his accident.

Austin's opponent for Parliment, Seymore Pew is out of the race, due to the death of his father. Austin is once again engaged to Cynthia Dudcock, the bicycle clip heiress. Doctor McDuff find a new use for SBD, and Morris tries to steal the plans for the new trust flang from Jack Fairchild.

Isobel marries Lord Mountfast and Austin's engagement to Cynthia Dudcock is back on again. Doctor McDuff, whith encourgagment of Lady Patience, tries to get back the blackmail photos from Bradley's safe. A gun shot rings out throughout the house.

Inspector McDuff is called in to slove the crime of the Death of Lord Mountfast. Everyone is a suspect, but most of them have an alibi at the time. We also learn the deep dark secret of Charlotte.

Lady Patance is put on trail for the death of Lord Mountfast. Bradley tries once again the bankrupt Jack Fairchild. Isobel helps Jack out, but the price is Black Beauty.

Charlotte inhireits all of the Mountfast money, while Austin loses his bid to become an MP. Austin tries once more to kill his Father, by cutting the brake line in the Family car. The only problem is that Lady Patiance decides to take the car for a spin. Charlotte is now pregnant by Jack, and Matt does not take the news well. He joins the fight in Spain.

Charotte believes Matt has been killed in the War in Spain, and delivers the baby. Everyone believes that Matt was traveling under the name of Hesketh Hardarce, and is dead. Matt is alive, it was the teddy bear that was killed in action, and comes to her side. She recovers and they leave Utterly with their new baby.

The start of the third season starts off after six years and at the start of World War II. Austin is an MP and working for Neville Chamberlain.

Bradley has a inflatable new air raid shelter he needs to sell to the goverment.

A coffin sales slump affects Hardacre Munitions.

Plans are made, deals are struck, and a midget submarine is tested out.

Austin and Isobel are five fathoms under the sea with George Fairchild.

Bradley plays cricket for the future of his empire.